Carlos (tallon29) wrote,

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I will sneeze my brains out!

How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

Well, that's kind of bland, considering some of the more exotic results:

Getting crushed by a giant duck
Being Struck down by a Meteorite
Attempting bestiality with a Kodiak bear
Mauling by a mob of midgets
Being Barbequed by an angry dragon
Being impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jetliner.
Leaping from the Empire State Building in a Superman costume.

Mine was probably the most likely of the bunch, considering how violently I sneeze. I used to have a problem pinching a nerve in my neck when I sneezed, my neck snapped so quickly. Ah, those were the days ;)
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