I've had a longstanding gripe with the supposed "fortunes" in fortune cookies. 99% of the time you get a proverb or even an opinion, rather than a fortune. Today, though, I got a fortune. And a good one at that.
"You will be rewarded for being a good listener."
I'd have to say that's #2 on the list of greatest fortunes I've ever received. I'll take a picture of #1 tonight (some of you have already seen it :)