1) Our Ocala branch is completely down. No communications from there to Orlando at all. Sprint is looking into it *rolls eyes*
2) I ran out of hair gel yesterday, and forgot to buy more. My hair is au natural this morning, and falling out of place every 30 seconds.
3) The pipes here in our Orlando branch actually froze. In Orlando. They froze. WTF?! So no going potty until they unfreeze.
Now you tell me, which of these *fixes hair* three things is *fixes hair* worse?