Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
Good thing there's gravity, or else when birds die they'd just stay right up there.
One day I was walking down the street when the prescription for my glasses ran out
Okay, so maybe they weren't hilarious, but I enjoyed them. My stomach is in knots at the moment, as I'm going to give my two week notice here in the next 30 minutes. I'm not good at telling people no, which often leads to me taken advantage of, and of course conflict isn't really my thing either. Well, I shouldn't say that, because I love a good argument. I'm can simply forsee my current employer acting very disappointed, trying to guilt me into staying, and I'm not good in that situation. I just need to focus on broadband in two weeks when I move, I guess, and use that strength to get me through it. :)
As for the offer from the new company, the base salary was a little under what I wanted, but I'm practically there after all the benefits and incentives. Plus they're paying for my move and the deposit for my apartment in Orlando. Plus I'm told my base salary will be about where I asked within a year, on top of everything else. I am really looking forward to this. :)