THE IPOD KILLS
Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple.
According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.
An autopsy performed Friday afternoon at Methodist Hospital showed that Brad Pulaski had been beat multiple times in the face and chest by a blunt metal object, and died of internal bleeding, said Dr. Felix Klamut, deputy coroner.
According to Apple’s website, the iPod is partially made of a hard metal plate that’s been praised for it’s resistance to regular wear and tear, like drops and coffee spills.
"It took him a while to die," Dr. Klamut said. "She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure."
So what do I take away form this? That iPods are deadly, or that illegaly downloading music will kill your loved ones? Hey, that reminds me of a hilarious video someone posted a month or so ago of a family being killed for downloading music. I wonder who that was? DV maybe? I'll have to check.