A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they
came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it
was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier
in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to
him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth
when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right
in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic,
deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."